What’d I miss? Oh…

Okay, I’ve been busy. Where have I been for the last five years or so? I’ve been on a scientific voyage to determine if feeding fruit to jellyfish change their taste. Turns out it doesn’t, and the tentacles still taste like pain.

So did I miss anything? So you elected a Reality TV Star as President, who promptly turned the country into how it was before the Civil War. Not the most brilliant idea, but I recently failed to have an intimate relationship with a sucker fish, so who am I to judge?

I see you all decided to jump on the “let’s all die of a global pandemic” craze. Excellent. But at least everyone is good with wearing mask, right? Oh, so some percent of your citizenry refuse to wear them. Oh well, thin the herd, I suppose. Might be a good time to look into cheap real estate in Florida.

All in all I’m none too pleased. But, we will get through this together and try to make sense of this crazy world. And remember…be good or be good at it!

Published by Alan Reese

Greetings blog wanderers and seekers of truth, or whatever truth appears to be from the mind of a warped individual. You have reached the inner sanctum of some guy named Alan. Having graduated college sometime shortly after the Earth cooled, he finds himself in his late 30's and working out in the real world. His humor is dry and his outlook not so serious and somehow has picked up the nasty habit of writing about himself in the third person. He is married with child and loves his family, sports and, of course, his beloved video games...likelihood of his growing up? Not good. Are you an established site or magazine looking for a writer? Drop me a line if you are interested.

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