Okay, I’ve been busy. Where have I been for the last five years or so? I’ve been on a scientific voyage to determine if feeding fruit to jellyfish change their taste. Turns out it doesn’t, and the tentacles still taste like pain.
So did I miss anything? So you elected a Reality TV Star as President, who promptly turned the country into how it was before the Civil War. Not the most brilliant idea, but I recently failed to have an intimate relationship with a sucker fish, so who am I to judge?
I see you all decided to jump on the “let’s all die of a global pandemic” craze. Excellent. But at least everyone is good with wearing mask, right? Oh, so some percent of your citizenry refuse to wear them. Oh well, thin the herd, I suppose. Might be a good time to look into cheap real estate in Florida.
All in all I’m none too pleased. But, we will get through this together and try to make sense of this crazy world. And remember…be good or be good at it!
