Metro No-Go


Part of living in the Washington D.C. area, or rather more correctly the Northern Virginia area, can involve a modicum of traffic annoyances. As I’ve pointed out in my previous article, a great number of those annoyances come in the form of NOVAs, or “stupid drivers.” As a means of avoiding these idiotic waste of oxygen consumption, many take the Metro to get to and from work. But what happens when the Metro is shut down?

General Manager and Chief Executive Officer Paul J. Wiedefeld
New Metro Head Hauncho Paul Wiedefeld

Look, I understand the need for safety. I also understand the need to take drastic actions to make sure people are safe. In that mindset, the “new” General Manager and CEO Paul Wiedefeld decided to outright CLOSE the whole darn Metro because of minor fears of catastrophic and apocalyptic explosions and fires not entirely unlike Dante’s vision of Hell.

Did the entire D.C. area completely fall into chaos and confusion as a result of this (by that I mean MORE chaotic and levels of confusion than usual)? Nope. For you see modern technology allows for a huge percentage of the work necessary in order to maintain order can be done off-site. Most of us can telework for the vast majority of our duties and the fact that this closure of Metro for 24 hours did nothing to stifle (god, I love that word. Stifle! Remember Archie telling Edith to “Stifle” in “All in the Family?” Classic.) the ability to get work done.

Yesterday’s Managers

As the “old guard” of employers gets old and begins to die off, like the Meisterburgers from Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town, more and more work will be able to be done via teleworking or satellite officing. This will allow work to be done at any time and any place. Far too many of the “old guard” still exists in terms of management. And while it kills me to agree with the self-aggrandizing Millennials, change is going to happen. We don’t need brick and mortar stores anymore. By the same token, we don’t need brick and mortar workplaces any longer (for certain businesses) either.

Admit it…deep down you still love the fella!

In the future, shutdowns of service such as the Metro will not bring about cries of the impending apocalypse any more than those cries coming from having Steve Harvey calling out the wrong name in the Ms. Universe contest. I think the results of this “crisis” have shown that we can adapt from situations whereby we cannot get around. Besides, nothing is better than working while wearing comfies and Star Wars t-shirts, am I right?

Published by Alan Reese

Greetings blog wanderers and seekers of truth, or whatever truth appears to be from the mind of a warped individual. You have reached the inner sanctum of some guy named Alan. Having graduated college sometime shortly after the Earth cooled, he finds himself in his late 30's and working out in the real world. His humor is dry and his outlook not so serious and somehow has picked up the nasty habit of writing about himself in the third person. He is married with child and loves his family, sports and, of course, his beloved video games...likelihood of his growing up? Not good. Are you an established site or magazine looking for a writer? Drop me a line if you are interested.

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