Celebratory Concussion?

BGOBGAI! Quickie:

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To quote the immortal American Philosopher, B. Spears, “Oops!…I Did It Again.”  Once again I’ve hurt myself with my not-so-youthful exuberance.  There I was in the shower while listening to the radio broadcast of the Washington Nationals final game of the regular season.  Jordan Zimmerman was an out away from getting a no-hitter (SPOILER ALERT: He did it) and the broadcaster called the final out.  Since it was the first ever no hitter in Nationals History, I was very happy and I jumped up and down…once.

Did you know that the average shower head is capable of stopping an M1 Abrams dead in its tracks? Well, okay, that’s probably not true, but it is capable of stopping a stupid, nearing forty, somewhat empty skull approaching it at an excited rate of speed.

So, kiddos, the moral of the story is to only take baths when there is a chance of an exciting sports play occurring on the radio.

Published by Alan Reese

Greetings blog wanderers and seekers of truth, or whatever truth appears to be from the mind of a warped individual. You have reached the inner sanctum of some guy named Alan. Having graduated college sometime shortly after the Earth cooled, he finds himself in his late 30's and working out in the real world. His humor is dry and his outlook not so serious and somehow has picked up the nasty habit of writing about himself in the third person. He is married with child and loves his family, sports and, of course, his beloved video games...likelihood of his growing up? Not good. Are you an established site or magazine looking for a writer? Drop me a line if you are interested.

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