Can’t Get a Signal!

BGOBGAI! Quickie:

space1Are you like me and get annoyed when you can’t get a signal on your wireless device (Hello, these Smurfs aren’t going to plant their smurfberries themselves!)?  Maybe take a quick second, because without cell service time is something you’ve got plenty of, and consider the number of space objects that are floating around our little rock.  At last count, there were around 2,000 satellites in orbit.  To bring that into perspective, if you took one thousand people and lined them up, then it would be DOUBLE that for the number of satellites.  Or, if you took four thousand Emus and had them all lay down, about fifty percent of that number would represent the number of scientific thingies going around our planet. That’s nearly HALF of the total number of Emus!

So try to be patient waiting for those bars to let you contact the Candy Crush site.  There’s a lot of competition for space…er…space up there!


Published by Alan Reese

Greetings blog wanderers and seekers of truth, or whatever truth appears to be from the mind of a warped individual. You have reached the inner sanctum of some guy named Alan. Having graduated college sometime shortly after the Earth cooled, he finds himself in his late 30's and working out in the real world. His humor is dry and his outlook not so serious and somehow has picked up the nasty habit of writing about himself in the third person. He is married with child and loves his family, sports and, of course, his beloved video games...likelihood of his growing up? Not good. Are you an established site or magazine looking for a writer? Drop me a line if you are interested.

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