Bad People Killing Bears!

BGOBGAI! Quickie:

bearAlright, folks, I’ve finally decided to speak out against a social injustice.  I have just learned that a group of social malcontents have decided to abandon the rules of society and, in an effort to display their cruelty, have decided to occupy a public space and begin attacking and slaughtering young bears.

Look, I have no love lost for bears.  One particularly nasty specimen of bear was entirely responsible for the systematic and barbaric killing of my imaginary friend when I was a child…okay, it happened yesterday.  But that notwithstanding, I don’t want to see any animal beaten and killed, not even bears!

So please join me in the public denouncement of these horrible criminals and take whatever steps are needed to have them arrested.

Why I never believed that in today’s society…What? I’m doing a post here…why are you interrupting me?  You say you were telling me that the Chicago Cubs were going to be beaten by the Pittsburgh Pirates today in Major League Baseball?

Oh dear.

Published by Alan Reese

Greetings blog wanderers and seekers of truth, or whatever truth appears to be from the mind of a warped individual. You have reached the inner sanctum of some guy named Alan. Having graduated college sometime shortly after the Earth cooled, he finds himself in his late 30's and working out in the real world. His humor is dry and his outlook not so serious and somehow has picked up the nasty habit of writing about himself in the third person. He is married with child and loves his family, sports and, of course, his beloved video games...likelihood of his growing up? Not good. Are you an established site or magazine looking for a writer? Drop me a line if you are interested.

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