Clown Confirms Clowns are Evil…and Stupid!

BGOBGAI! Quickie:

crime              Sometimes news items confirm what we all have suspected…Clowns are evil! And some of them are truly stupid as well. Take this gentleman, who we’ll charitably say is wearing an overly large pair of pants. Here, the future winner of the Nobel Prize for Science is demonstrating how to be identified by a camera, only having that identity completely wiped after wearing a clever facial disguise after being on camera.

Become mesmerized as you watch the nimble Einstein hurl his comedically shaped body (almost) over the parking stump after realizing the entire shop window hasn’t shattered allowing him access to all the clown makeup he could possibly desire.

Wallow in despair when you learn that this idiot not only receives free mental disability coverage as a result of his plea deal, but also receives offers from the Oprah Network for a reality show.

Okay, I made the last parts up, but would you really be surprised if it happened?


Published by Alan Reese

Greetings blog wanderers and seekers of truth, or whatever truth appears to be from the mind of a warped individual. You have reached the inner sanctum of some guy named Alan. Having graduated college sometime shortly after the Earth cooled, he finds himself in his late 30's and working out in the real world. His humor is dry and his outlook not so serious and somehow has picked up the nasty habit of writing about himself in the third person. He is married with child and loves his family, sports and, of course, his beloved video games...likelihood of his growing up? Not good. Are you an established site or magazine looking for a writer? Drop me a line if you are interested.

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