The Future of Laziness!

BGOBGAI! Quickie:

car              Alright, I admit it, I’m lazy…see? I didn’t even say “I am lazy,” I had to use a contraction to prove it. Well, Google now tells me that it’s okay to be lazy, and I applaud them for saying so. There is a new age of laziness dawning with the invention and perfection of the driver-less car. No longer will I have to actually pay attention to where I’m going. I won’t have to read traffic signs or pay attention to traffic lights. I will be able to focus my attentions to the important things in life such as reading a favorite book, watching some funny videos on a wireless device, or even scratching myself in places heretofore impossible to do while driving (I’m talking about my back, you silly geese).

So who’s with me?


Published by Alan Reese

Greetings blog wanderers and seekers of truth, or whatever truth appears to be from the mind of a warped individual. You have reached the inner sanctum of some guy named Alan. Having graduated college sometime shortly after the Earth cooled, he finds himself in his late 30's and working out in the real world. His humor is dry and his outlook not so serious and somehow has picked up the nasty habit of writing about himself in the third person. He is married with child and loves his family, sports and, of course, his beloved video games...likelihood of his growing up? Not good. Are you an established site or magazine looking for a writer? Drop me a line if you are interested.

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