It’s Okay to Be Ugly!

BGOBGAI! Quickie:

Do you feel ugly? Do you feel like simply your presence outside of your home ignites feelings of pity and contempt by your peers? Do you have an unnatural fear of pitchforks?  Well it’s okay to feel like you’re not the most attractive thing on the planet. Why? Because I guarantee you that there is always something that is uglier than even the ugliest person.

Yes, that’s its face…not its butt.

Meet the Star-Nosed Mole.This creature, with tentacles forming its snout, certainly competes with even the most insecure person in the world for title for Ugliest…or in this weird PC environment, Aesthetically Disinclined…Champion of the World!  Imagine exploring a swampy area and finding a dry place to sit down and enjoy a picnic lunch.  You go to pick up a napkin to dab your mouth with and you grab one of these creatures! The Star-Nose Mole uses these tentacles to root around in the soil for worms or seeking small aquatic creatures for food.  But seriously, next time you’re not feeling pretty just think of our new friend the Star-Nose Mole.  You’ll feel amazing!


Published by Alan Reese

Greetings blog wanderers and seekers of truth, or whatever truth appears to be from the mind of a warped individual. You have reached the inner sanctum of some guy named Alan. Having graduated college sometime shortly after the Earth cooled, he finds himself in his late 30's and working out in the real world. His humor is dry and his outlook not so serious and somehow has picked up the nasty habit of writing about himself in the third person. He is married with child and loves his family, sports and, of course, his beloved video games...likelihood of his growing up? Not good. Are you an established site or magazine looking for a writer? Drop me a line if you are interested.

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