Segway of Doom!

BGOBGAI! Quickie:

I’m sure you’ve heard the phrase, “you can’t make this stuff up.” The truth of the matter is, yes, the following story sounds very much like something I’d make up simply for comedic and ironic effect. But, truly, the following is the honest truth…

segway1              Jimi Heselden, the man who bought the insanely successful personal transport company named Segway Inc., died in 2010. Having plummeted down an 80 foot cliff…on a Segway Scooter. Look, by all accounts, Mr. Heselden was a kind and philanthropic individual and the world was worse off having lost him. But, oh, the irony.

If only one day we would all awake to such news headlines as “Internet Pop Up Ad Creator Succumbs to Seizures From Pop Up Ads,” or “Inventor of the Term Political Correctness Ostracized for Insensitive Remarks.”

Now then the world would be a better place.

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Published by Alan Reese

Greetings blog wanderers and seekers of truth, or whatever truth appears to be from the mind of a warped individual. You have reached the inner sanctum of some guy named Alan. Having graduated college sometime shortly after the Earth cooled, he finds himself in his late 30's and working out in the real world. His humor is dry and his outlook not so serious and somehow has picked up the nasty habit of writing about himself in the third person. He is married with child and loves his family, sports and, of course, his beloved video games...likelihood of his growing up? Not good. Are you an established site or magazine looking for a writer? Drop me a line if you are interested.

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