My Boobies Are Hurting

BGOBGAI! Quickie:

I just don’t know what I’m going to do about my boobies. They appear to be irritated and are unresponsive to the level of stimulation to which they are general exposed. I’ve tried everything; heat, cold, massaging…nothing works. They just don’t appear to be a perky as they used to be. Gone are the times when simply a cool breeze would get them excited. They just seem to sit there, all droopy-like.

I know what you’re thinking, as boobies get older, they lose something in terms of appearance, but the fact that they appear run-down even with the crazy amount of support I give them is ridiculous. What I need is for someone trained in these sorts of things to take a look at them and tell me what’s wrong with them.

Anybody know a good vet?

My poor Blue-footed Booby Birds.

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Published by Alan Reese

Greetings blog wanderers and seekers of truth, or whatever truth appears to be from the mind of a warped individual. You have reached the inner sanctum of some guy named Alan. Having graduated college sometime shortly after the Earth cooled, he finds himself in his late 30's and working out in the real world. His humor is dry and his outlook not so serious and somehow has picked up the nasty habit of writing about himself in the third person. He is married with child and loves his family, sports and, of course, his beloved video games...likelihood of his growing up? Not good. Are you an established site or magazine looking for a writer? Drop me a line if you are interested.

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