Gold from Star Corpses!

BGOBGAI! Quickie:

gold1Have you ever wondered why gold is so expensive? I mean, gold isn’t the strongest of stuff. You can mold gold into anything from blocks around which you can construct Fort Knox-like structures to a Golden Monkey, from the very short-lived but one of the best TV series of all times, Tales of the Gold Monkey! Try making a building of the stuff and it’ll be as structurally flimsy as an argument for beating puppies.

gold2So why is it so rare and expensive? Well, it’s expensive because it’s rare. But why is it rare? Because gold is the result of two neutron stars that come together in a violent way, not unlike Chris Brown and Rhianna. That’s right, it’s a result of exploding freakin’ stars. You, kind lady and man, are wearing Star Corpses! Kinda makes you look at that gold ring around your finger a little differently, no?

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Published by Alan Reese

Greetings blog wanderers and seekers of truth, or whatever truth appears to be from the mind of a warped individual. You have reached the inner sanctum of some guy named Alan. Having graduated college sometime shortly after the Earth cooled, he finds himself in his late 30's and working out in the real world. His humor is dry and his outlook not so serious and somehow has picked up the nasty habit of writing about himself in the third person. He is married with child and loves his family, sports and, of course, his beloved video games...likelihood of his growing up? Not good. Are you an established site or magazine looking for a writer? Drop me a line if you are interested.

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