Happy “”ather’s Day!


Alright Dundas, now you’ve gone too ““ar. Yes, it was me that substituted your toothpaste with Elmer’s glue and yes it was me that put the plastic wrap over the toilet. A bit mean, yes, but not something that warrants this little prank. Why would you remove the ““ key on my keyboard when you know darn well I was planning on making this a ““ather’s Day edition o”“ Be Good or Be Good At It!? You don’t need to bring ““amily into this, you cruel little man!

f2              So here we are once again, on a holiday created to honor those that ““elt slighted when mothers were honored on a holiday completely created by Hallmark. And here I am not able to even address and honor all the ““athers out there who slay the dragon at work and come home each and every day only to be told by their wives that they should have seen what happened at home today and how it was dealt with by the mother and why it was his ““ault that whatever happened happened.

And here are you, Dundas, removing my ability to say thank you to my ““ather and to all the ““athers out there who are not looking to be honored, but simply are happy and content to have one day where they are expected to do nothing. Granted, the expectation that we men would NOT do nothing has been abandoned by any woman that has been married over ““ive years, but THIS is the day we don’t get in trouble ““or our natural slothly behavior.

f3              It was here, in these ““ew words that I wanted to honor my ““ellow ““athers, whose smiling ““ace never ““alters when ““aced with ““rowns, and ““acilitates the ““abulous ““estivities when ““ate ““eigns to ““oul up ““un ““iestas with ““eeble ““alsehoods and ““oreboding ““antasies.

Yes, this paragraph was intended to support the men who put up with all the nonsense that is real li”“e and keep on keeping on. Those that spit in the ““ace o”“ illogical situations, only to realize that those illogical situations were upwind. We honor the ““athers out there who have been aware ““or years that the clothes drier has been shrinking each and every pair o”“ pants that they own. The ““athers who watch television with their wives and insist that the younger women these days should wear more clothing.. and she believes him.

And to limit the honor to just that one paragraph? ““or shame! We honor those men who success”“ully built an argument to ALMOST de”“eat his wi”“e in a disagreement. We honor the ““athers who know that there is no such thing as winning an argument with a lady, only degrees o”“ losing. We honor all those ““ather who read this ““ar into this article without ““alling aslee…


shhh, happy ““ather’s day all you dads out there…be good or be good at it…and rest well.

And “” you, Dundas.

Published by Alan Reese

Greetings blog wanderers and seekers of truth, or whatever truth appears to be from the mind of a warped individual. You have reached the inner sanctum of some guy named Alan. Having graduated college sometime shortly after the Earth cooled, he finds himself in his late 30's and working out in the real world. His humor is dry and his outlook not so serious and somehow has picked up the nasty habit of writing about himself in the third person. He is married with child and loves his family, sports and, of course, his beloved video games...likelihood of his growing up? Not good. Are you an established site or magazine looking for a writer? Drop me a line if you are interested.

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